Ah yes, nothing spices up a family gathering quite like Grandpa showing up with a woman young enough to be your niece. Or worse — your classmate.
Suddenly, Thanksgiving feels like a reality show. Grandma’s ghost is rolling her eyes, your aunt’s drinking wine like it’s water, and you’re sitting across from “Tiffany” trying not to ask if she’s done her homework. And no one knows whether to call it love… or a midlife crisis that overshot by 30 years.
Grandpa swears it’s real. He says she “gets him.” Yeah, probably gets his pension too. The rest of the family smiles awkwardly while whispering about prenups and gold diggers in the kitchen.
But hey — if Grandpa’s happy, right? Who are we to judge love that spans generations (and possibly tax brackets)? Just don’t ask Tiffany to carve the turkey. She might still be vegan… or just afraid of knives.
Families may age, but the drama stays fresh. Grandpa’s dating someone younger? Pass the stuffing and the tea
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