Greenland welcomes tourists, not buyers—please leave Trump and title deeds at home

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Greenland: the frosty paradise America tried to buy like it was a fixer-upper on Zillow. While former President Trump once floated the idea of acquiring Greenland for "national security" (read: glaciers and bragging rights), the island replied with a polite, frigid “no thanks.” But hey, Greenland still wants Americans to visit—just not with a purchase offer and a MAGA flag.

Now, with United Airlines offering direct flights from the U.S., you too can enjoy the icy charm of Ilulissat, watch sled dogs howl at midnight, and marvel at icebergs shaped like tiramisu. Locals may greet you with open arms—or just quietly sell out of “Greenland Is Not for Sale” T-shirts.

So pack your parka, leave your real estate contracts at home, and prepare to explain—repeatedly—that you didn’t vote for Trump. Because Greenland is open for tourists... just not takeover bids.

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